By way of io9.com, a rather thorough graphic on dealing with being the first human ever to make alien contact.  The comments to the io9 post also have this Popular Mechanics article from 2004, When UFOs Arrive What Will You Do? I wasn’t able to find the original article in the Popular Mechanics archive, so I had to grab the link from one of the many crank sites that can be found on the interwebs instead.